I use Wikipedia. I use it almost everyday.

I don’t hesitate to take the information from those wonderful pages and apply their wisdom to my life. Afterall, you do believe everything on the Internet, right? Wikipedia certainly looks like a smart-people website. Of course, I really don’t believe a word of it, exactly. I really use Wikipedia to check my own facts. For instance, if I know the White-Tailed Hungarian Muskrat cannot poop, and if Wikipedia confirms it, then it must be correct, right? But that begs the question: What if I was wrong AND the masses at Wikipedia are also wrong? What if this whole White-Tailed Hungarian Muskrat thing is false? What if it can, indeed, poop? Then what do you think happens if that information on Wikipedia is not corrected?

I’ll tell you. It’s called evolution, folks. Just ask that Sir Albert Newton guy–he discovered evolution. Anyway, based on the perception of this truth –as published in Wikipedia–the White-Tailed Hungarian Muskrat will eventually develop the ability to absorb all of its waste and its tiny little pooper will cease to serve any purpose. It will shrivel up like the human appendix and just sit there–a useless orifice. Poor thing muskrat.

So be careful what you read, post and–most importantly–believe in Wikipedia, girls and boys. The repercussions can be devastating.